Dear Boys,

Dear Boys,

Insulting my friends,
mocking my height, gender, and religion,
bragging about how often you get with girls,
complaining about how most girls 'can't satisfy you',
and informing me that I will be hooking up with you, even though I probably can't satisfy you either
is not going to get you anywhere in my book.

I hope your night ended badly, because you suck.

Sincerely,

The management